Soft around the edges. Very Sensible. A true original. Stylish. Strong and silent. Good with Kids. Won’t even push you over the edge. Has a lot ‘net’ worth. Serious about your safety. Never Questions your wisdom. Committed to you. Stays in the backyard. Never Jumps to conclusions. Increases your heart rate. Helps you tone your body. Won’t ever pinch you skin. Never Complains about the weather. Likes your feet. Responsive. High-spirited personality. Comes with a warranty.
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